Working In Old Age Prints

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Careful."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Happy Retirement

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Fetch the Walker

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"How can we be over the hill - we can't even get up it."

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

Care Home Eject Button.

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Half-Priced Children.

A Close Call

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'Second childhood, eh?'

'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'

"So, what did you used to do?"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

"It's going to make a crash landing in our garden - that'll make people talk!"