Working In Old Age Pillows

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Careful."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Happy Retirement

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Fetch the Walker

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"How can we be over the hill - we can't even get up it."

Care Home Eject Button.

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Half-Priced Children.

A Close Call

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Second childhood, eh?'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'

"So, what did you used to do?"

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"It's going to make a crash landing in our garden - that'll make people talk!"