Elder Care Worker Prints

Elder Abuse: 'You're a dwarfish shrub and your berries taste horrid.'

"Careful."

US Deficit

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Social Worker

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Caution Student Driver.

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Fetch the Walker

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Clear!"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers