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'Joe's a a good worker...but he's a bit of a bird brain!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"We only got six days of funding."

Claus 2.0

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Belief and Trust.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Targets.

Time Out For Teddy

Waiting for retirement.

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

How to engage an audience

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."