Working-class Stories Reader T-Shirts

Two Chimney Sweeps.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Gen-Next Library

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"At least she's reading."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Jane Austen

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

A new meaning in the Roman

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"The butler did it!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Curate talking to miners

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

My aunt astonishes me

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.