Workforce Diversity Supporter Gifts

"My client's entitled to one lunch-hour per stomach."

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Statue of Female Executive

"You're adopted."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

Same Sex Wedding

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

Disparate housewives.

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'