Workplace Inclusivity Supporter Gifts

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Sales and Diversity

Couple

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

Male & Female separate company buildings

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

"I prefer snow person."

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

What to disclose at a job interview

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

Penguins with a Rainbow Egg

Love is Love

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'If workers had the same rights as managers'

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

Antiunion, Inc: 'You get paid less because of your preexisting condition - you're a woman.'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"So how do you like working for a woman boss?"

Take Your Daughter to Work

HMS Non-Binary "May God bless it and all who sail in it."

"We welcome our first female employee - to make you feel more comfortable, we put some feminine hygiene products by the water cooler for you!"

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

This circus supports Equal Opportunities (trapezing elephant).

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

"We pay you 90% of what you are worth... and you give 110%... so we end up even at 100%. OK?"