Workcation Enthusiast Gifts

'Sterling likes to ease himself into a vacation.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'These are job perks.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Vacation Mobile

Business Vacation.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"What time is it mentally?"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Inbox and outbox for books

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.