Workaholics Anonymous Gifts

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"We need you to work more hours. Would you be able to be productive while suffering from severe sleep deprivation."

Mega Corp. Employee Exit. I know every day is a gift, but sometimes I wish it had a return policy.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Computer monitor for a head.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"I need to clone myself."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'