Workaholic With A Whimsical Side Pillows

"Hello, Ms. Fergis? I'm afraid I won't make it into the office today - I've just died."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Death Boss

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Vacation Mobile

"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism."

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Business Vacation.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"First his cell phone died and then he died."

"I was married to my job for years, and now, all of a sudden, I'm paying ALIMONY to it!"

"It's face painting Friday."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'