Workaholic With A Heart Pillows

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

I'd rather be at the office.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."

'My life is finely balanced between my work and my work.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'Of course, 70 hours a week is a lot of working time. But in about six months, when you're divorced and isolated, you'll stop worrying about it.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'You must be mistaken. I don't get ulcers. I give them!'

My Day - elevator magazine

'His is a working breed.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."