Workaholic-turned-lounger Pillows

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Call Your Office

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

Vacation Mobile

Happy Brithday

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

Business Vacation.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

Chillaxing!

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

"It's so great to be totally away from work that I'm going to move this vacation from the liability column over to assets."

'His is a working breed.'

'You must be mistaken. I don't get ulcers. I give them!'

A Real Working Vacation.

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

'Don't feel bad about taking hilidays, we all need time away from the job. Just make sure you're back before lunch.'

'Don't worry about me, doctor - it's everyone else's candle I'm burning at both ends.'

'I'll be under house arrest for a few days, but I'll still be checking my emails.'

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"The sudden resignation caught many by surprise. 'I wish to spend more time with my family,' he said. When contacted, his family replied, 'Who?'"

'Sorry - just let me close this deal - then I'm all yours!'