Work Pillows

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

"It's New York. It wants you back."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over

"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."

A Man's Thoughts

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Shall make another pot?"

Back to work...

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

"You have not shown initiative because I never asked you to?"

' I used to lead by example but it was too much work.'

"Now I want you to reflect on these corporate values and see how they compare with your private priorities."

"This is where you'll be working. Don't worry if it's confusing at first, you'll have training."

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.

'OK, all those in favour of delegating decision-making, shrug your shoulders.'

Meeting in Progress.

"What made this guy stand out?" "He applied."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.

"This project calls for real concentration. Are you still able to monotask?"

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

"Who do I hold accountable if you miss the deadline? Any next of kin?"

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

'Our core values statement is now official.'

Woman trying to do lots of things at once

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'