Work Prints

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

"It's New York. It wants you back."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

Brainstorm Ideas why meeting should be over

"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."

A Man's Thoughts

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Back to work...

"Shall make another pot?"

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"You have not shown initiative because I never asked you to?"

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

' I used to lead by example but it was too much work.'

"This is where you'll be working. Don't worry if it's confusing at first, you'll have training."

"Now I want you to reflect on these corporate values and see how they compare with your private priorities."

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.

'OK, all those in favour of delegating decision-making, shrug your shoulders.'

"What made this guy stand out?" "He applied."

"This project calls for real concentration. Are you still able to monotask?"

After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

"Who do I hold accountable if you miss the deadline? Any next of kin?"

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

'Our core values statement is now official.'

Woman trying to do lots of things at once

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

"Today is my birthday, Kaitlin. Have everyone work extra hard."

'Where's everybody?'