Work Shirker T-Shirts

In and out.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Have To Choose

Shrink

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Sir, can I talk to you? I'm a victim of bullying!'

Bowling alley

Fun at the bowling alley.

One suggestion for improved mine safety...