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In and out.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

Shrink

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

Fun at the bowling alley.

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Bowling alley

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'Sir, can I talk to you? I'm a victim of bullying!'