Work Review T-Shirts

'You're somewhere between how good you think you are...to how bad I know you are.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Back to work...

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'