Work-life Balance Tweaker Prints

"I had to quit work so I can receive packages my wife keeps ordering!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Born In Captivity.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Office pics on dinner table.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"I feel your pain."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."