Work-life Balance Jester Gifts

'The day after labor day at 8 AM, is good for me, is it good for you?'

"A funeral service? Net week? Sorry, I'm way too busy and my diary is full. If only you'd asked me four months ago!"

"I'm starting to worry about middle management too!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Born In Captivity.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."