Work-life Balance Aficionados Pillows

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Born In Captivity.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"At this office no two days are different."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"