Work-life Balance Enthusiast Pillows

While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.

"Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at home being happy."

'And our family friendly policy means your children can work here too.'

"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

'I'll get to your project as soon as I'm caught up.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

The Advantages of Working from Home

"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Quality Time

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'I'd give anything to see the face of the firm's accountant.'

So what are you planning to do in retirement? A little voluntary work?

'When we lost market share, my first thought was to work eighty-hour weeks, diversify, and get back in the game. Then I had a better idea.'

"What do you mean the company's been relocated and the building demolished...?! That must have been some nap!"

"Baxter, why are you agitating for a 30 hour work week? That's 10 more hours than you work now."

"You're upset! How do you think I feel? Being on call 24/7 isn't my idea of fun."

"He's not in today, but I can give you his Out-Of-Office-And-At-Home-Taking-It-Easy-So-Don't-Bother-Me number."

"I should have spent more time at meetings."

'I don't enjoy playing golf any more...Keeping score just seems like more paper work.'

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

'The men are wondering...If we knock up four power stations this week, can we have next week off...?'

'I really admire Paul. He's able to switch off work once he leaves the office.'

'Nobody on his deathbed ever wished he'd spent more time in the office... UNLESS he left the office early and got caught in a shower which resulted in a chill that developed into pneumonia and led to his untimely demise.'

"On my management course this week they were talking excessive work causing stress...how important it was to take action to manage it before it buried you."

'It's for you!'

'But you told me to work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.'

Your resume looks great

"Sir, I'm leaving my high-paying job in the manufacturing industry for a low-paying job in a service industry, because that's what's happening."

"Your workaholism is hurting this family."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.