Work-life Accordionist Pillows

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Working hours.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

Email Notifications

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

One-man band rehearsal.

They're behind me aren't they?

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"