Accordion Playing Pillows

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

The Accordion Player

Marimba

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Bravo!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Quartet of chefs.

Team Flute

Bill Bailey

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

One-man band rehearsal.

Lute

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Ralph Stanley

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Little Piano

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

The violin lesson

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."