Work-from-home Juggler T-Shirts

I'm on break.

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Acclaimed mother.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Multitasking

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Future Micro MGR.