Work-from-home Fashionista Gifts

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Little Princess.

Mod Kwan Doh

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Casual Thursday

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

Computer Fashion Show

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Future Old People

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"We have to work on our tan lines."

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

Wooly mammoth