Remote Work Fashionista Gifts

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Mod Kwan Doh

Casual Thursday

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Ariana Grande caricature

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The Masked Singer

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Departures. Gate. The passengers are worried somebody might be infectious. They're carefully eyeing each other. It's going to be a flight of stares.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

"We have to work on our tan lines."

New Ways of Using Masks

Vogue Trader

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.