Remote Work Fashionista Gifts

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

Casual Thursday

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Ariana Grande caricature

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

The Masked Singer

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Cat tail etiquette.

New Ways of Using Masks

"We have to work on our tan lines."

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Vogue Trader

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."