Work Buddy Gifts

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Butterflies

Bike Rides

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Exercising

Superheroes Having a Drink

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise."

Burning the midnight oil.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Bureau of the Damned

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'Miss Barnes, cancel my appointments. If I start swimming now, I can be back in the office in a few weeks.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'