Work Buddies Pillows

Lifelong friends

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Golfing Boss

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'What's wrong now?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Exercising

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'