Work Buddies Pillows

Lifelong friends

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Golfing Boss

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'What's wrong now?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Exercising

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.