Work-averse Strategist T-Shirts

Let the world know your favorite strategist relaxes in style. Our comfortable t-shirts feature witty designs that match their creative, no-rush mindset.

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I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times. mockup

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later." mockup

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

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"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like." mockup

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole. mockup

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

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Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up." mockup

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

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"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here." mockup

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

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"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make." mockup

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

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"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first." mockup

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

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"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these." mockup

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

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Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day. mockup

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

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Success

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'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.' mockup

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

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The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy mockup

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

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Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time mockup

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

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'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.' mockup

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

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"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking." mockup

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

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"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning." mockup

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

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Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army mockup

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

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Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians mockup

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

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"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?" mockup

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

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'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.' mockup

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

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Live to work or work to live?

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The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments. mockup

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

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"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me." mockup

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

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"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory." mockup

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

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Think: Everyone's out to get me.

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War and War

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Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'

Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!' mockup

Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'

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Don't sweat the small stuff

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Dealing with Change.

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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TRUST: "Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?"

TRUST: "Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?" mockup

TRUST: "Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?"

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"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine." mockup

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

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Work-averse Strategist T-Shirts Collection

Work-averse Strategist Mugs

Discover more witty and relaxed-themed mugs for every work-averse strategist in our collection—perfect for starting lazy mornings.

Work-averse Strategist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that humorously showcase the laid-back mindset of your favorite work-averse strategist—perfect for adding personality to any room.

Work-averse Strategist Prints

Browse our clever prints that capture the relaxed, creative spirit of a work-averse strategist—ideal for decorating any space with humor and style.