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"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

National Boss Monument.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."