Work Affair Prints

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Burning the midnight oil.

Work Parfait

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'