Work Relations Prints

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'It's important to be able to express anger, Winthrop, but not in my presence.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'I just wanted to slip in and say hi.'

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."