Wordsmith Wonder Pillows

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Somewhere in the heart of eastern Europe... 'I like it. It's catchy and easy to remember.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Hi! I'm a content writer!"

Poet in Hiding

"I marked the sections where your total contempt for humanity loses its pathos."

'I write non-fiction with a dash of rubbish to confuse the critics.'

Will Self deprecation

Their eyes met and his heart soared, like the price of gas before a long weekend.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"500 words is a lot longer when you have to write the whole word out."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Meet The Author"

"Do me next."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Edgar Allen Poe

"She's been so creative lately."

First Novels.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Cut Price

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Backfire

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."