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'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Somewhere in the heart of eastern Europe... 'I like it. It's catchy and easy to remember.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Poet in Hiding

"I marked the sections where your total contempt for humanity loses its pathos."

'I write non-fiction with a dash of rubbish to confuse the critics.'

Will Self deprecation

Their eyes met and his heart soared, like the price of gas before a long weekend.

"500 words is a lot longer when you have to write the whole word out."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Meet The Author"

"Do me next."

First Novels.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"She's been so creative lately."

Edgar Allen Poe

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Backfire

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Cut Price

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

What's normal?