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Puzzled sailor consults 'Sea Lingo for Dummies'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Campaign for Plain English

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Meet The Author"

"She's been so creative lately."

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Backfire

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Cut Price

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

What's normal?

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.