Wordsmith Dreamer Gifts

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Writer's irony.

"I don't get it."

Lord Byron

'DANG!' Skywriter's Block (a pilot having trouble writing).

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

ET Mishap

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid