Words Of Wisdom Guru Prints

"Remember, when in doubt, follow you inner GPS."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Have you been working out?'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Nutritional Supplements.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Valentine for Guru.

Hypochondria preservation and Encouragement. 'It's Terri Dinkmer. She's calling in well.'

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

"Curious and curiouser."

'Just a tip, never be the bearer of bad news - people will automatically blame you for it...'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

'Stan, I'm worried about how contented you seem - I think you need therapy.'

What Dads Are Made of,,,

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'I'm really stressd. My therapist thinks it's caused by too much power yoga.'

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."