Words Of Wisdom Guru Mugs

"Remember, when in doubt, follow you inner GPS."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Have you been working out?'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Nutritional Supplements.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Valentine for Guru.

'Just a tip, never be the bearer of bad news - people will automatically blame you for it...'

"Curious and curiouser."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

'Stan, I'm worried about how contented you seem - I think you need therapy.'

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'I'm really stressd. My therapist thinks it's caused by too much power yoga.'

"Mr. Bermudez passed out and hit his head, but that'll heal."

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."