Word Search Pillows

'Mullens, give me a five-letter word that means 'terminated'.'

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Wordplay: Gastropod.

The Proust of Twitter

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Roget's Pet

"They're home...the party's over!"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

"What does it all mean?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

Hot Line

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Questions Online

There, Their, They're

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

The Little Search Engine That Could.

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"I wanted to study etymology, but turned up for the wrong interview."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

More animal grammar. Fetch! Dingo. Dingoing. Dingone.

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying