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Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Looking for the vaccine

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Fast food trap.

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

I want you to eat less fibre.

'I'm thirsty.' 'Water?' 'I'm thirsty, not dirty.'

The age of passwords.

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

"Is this...'Heck'?"

Center For Turning Disease Into Long-Term Profitable Treatments.

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles

"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus

'Before we start the meeting would anyone like a salmonella sandwich?'