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Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Looking for the vaccine

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Fast food trap.

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

When I said "He's gone to the other side," Frank, that's not what I meant.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

Why the long face, Timmy? Homework. Word problems. Ooh, I hate math. It's for spin class. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Huh? The question is: You own a lemonade stand. You get caught serving rotten lemons that make people sick, and then exaggerating your profits. What do you say? A. My critics hate America. B. I cannot recall. C. Look, a terrorist. Absurd. I think I agree. It's D. All of the above. This is very wrong. No, it's right. The media made me steal the answer sheet.

I want you to eat less fibre.

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."

'I'm thirsty.' 'Water?' 'I'm thirsty, not dirty.'

The age of passwords.

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

"Is this...'Heck'?"

I need to recuse myself from this case because of a conflict of interest, your honor. On one hand, I want to clear my client of murder. On the other hand, after meeting his beautiful wife, I want him to get the electric chair.

Center For Turning Disease Into Long-Term Profitable Treatments.

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles

"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus