Woolly Wave Maker Gifts

Woman knitting the sea

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Another nice wave.'

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Making noise in the cinema

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"I can practice a different song."

Bad Violinist.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Soccer Fans.

Person playing the cymbals.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Boom Box

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'