Woolly Wave Maker Gifts

Woman knitting the sea

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Another nice wave.'

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Starfish doing the wave.

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"I can practice a different song."

Person playing the cymbals.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Bad Violinist.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Boom Box