Woolly Humorist Mugs

Shear Poetry

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Steak Lovers.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

Sheep Fishing

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'Do you have an agent?'

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

Tide-l Wave.