Woof-woof Treats Expert Prints

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"