Woodsports Pillows

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Good game."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'