Wintersports Pillows

Doping in Skiing

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Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Snowmobull

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

It's supposed to get cold tonight.