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"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

Lumberjack Christmases.

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."