Wooden Toy Collector Gifts

Happy Mother's Day

"Now, are you warm enough or should I put some more wood on the fire?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Slinky Cow World