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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Jumping cheerleaders

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Snowman buying sun tan oil

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."