Women's Studies Pillows

'It's so cool! If you use your imagination, you can blame men for everything!'

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Hillary Clinton

Ms Rushmore.

"Welcome to the future"

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Totalitarian Humour

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"How is it gendered?"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'