Women's Health Mugs

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"If you think global warming is bad, wait until the menopausal hot flashes kick in."

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

BEWARE woman with PMS

Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.

"Whenever someone tells me 'You Go Girl' I usually have to."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Menstrual Cycles: The bike shop for women

Middle Aged and Enraged

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Is it that time of the month?..."

"Must everything be hormonal? Can't I just be in a bad mood sometimes?"

'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"May I suggest you start taking your tablets for P.M.S. straight away."

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

Diminishing Rights - Abortion

'Are you on HRT?'

Morning after pill approved for over-the-counter sale. . . and not much else has changed.

Birth Control Methods...Or have Rush Limbaugh or a man like him as your guyfriend!

If Women Lose the Right to Abortion. . .

'...You wouldn't talk to me that way if I were planned parenthood!!'

Anti-natal clinic - If you don't want to be pregnant.

"MEN - o -pause!?"

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces