Woman Of Action Pillows

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Gender Equality

International Women's Day

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Overjumpers

The Three Wise Queens

"I gotta be me!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Hillary Clinton

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Manspreading in Art

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Stuntmen Directions

Applications

No means No!

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

Margaret Rutherford.

'Once they start to sag, then I'll have to learn professional, technical and networking skills.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'